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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:35
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
How will ADHD stimulants affect a teenager?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Then came..